Too good to pass up

Now presenting:

The leader of the free world.

The most powerful man in the country.

The head of the Executive Branch of the Federal Government.

The Commander in Chief of the armed forces.

I give you, The President of the United States of America!!!!

Somehow, "Dubya" just seems to suit him better...

And now, just for fun, because this is truly the only thing I will genuinely miss about having him as our President: Dubya Speak!

"I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office."
Washington, D.C., May 12, 2008

"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream."

LaCrosse, Wisconsin, Oct. 18, 2000

"I've been — since I've been your President, I want to remind you we have been through a recession, we have been through a terrorist attack, we have been at war, we have had corporate scandals, we have had major natural disasters."
Maryland Heights, Missouri, May 2, 2008

"I can press when there needs to be pressed. I can hold hands when there needs to be — hold hands."

White House, Jan. 6, 2008

"He's a good man."
Comment about his dog Barney, Barbara Walters interview, Dec. 4, 2001

"For every fatal shooting, there are roughly three nonfatal shootings. Folks, this is unacceptable in America, We're going to do something about it."
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, May 14, 2001

"Diseases... such as arthritis and osteoporosis can be less be-a, be-a-dilatating."
Mar. 21, 2001

"There's a huge trust. I see it all the time when people come up to me and say, 'I don't want you to let me down again.'"
Boston, Massachusetts, Oct. 3, 2000

"We got an issue in America. Too many good docs are gettin' out of business. Too many OB/GYNs aren't able to practice their — their love with women all across this country."

"I think it's very important for the American President to mean what he says. That's why I understand that the enemy could misread what I say. That's why I try to be as clearly I can."
Washington, D.C., Sep. 23, 2004

"As yesterday's positive report card shows, childrens do learn when standards are high and results are measured."
New York, New York, Sep. 26, 2007

"Laura and I really don't realize how bright our children is sometimes until we get an objective analysis."
CNBC, Apr. 15, 2000